the grace-filled face of Love
god has made us irrational, surreal, funny and creepy characters. he's the ultimate joker. god's like the drunken writer at the table.

just take lust. what kind of inventor would dream that one up? to obsess about sticking a part of your body into the body of someone else and rubbing and bouncing and shoving and rubbing and pumping over and over again until you squirt? what kind of shit is that? the diety is a sadist with a really bizarre sense of humor.

don't think so? just stick a video camera in a corner and later, watch yourself having unabashed sex. yes, that's you, looking all gangly and frenetic. yes, that's you with the herbie hancock-like motion and the hump in your back. that's you with the angry seafood sticking out from your otherwise sensible shape. yes. that's you, you silly, wet, redfaced, engorged fool.

ain't you pretty?